Quoting: Originally posted by Junie2006

Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.

2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

and...... the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



JunieXXX

Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.

2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

and...... the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



JunieXXX

Quoting: Originally posted by ohsusieq

LMAO ONG and I heard some of those LOL

LMAO ONG and I heard some of those LOL

Quoting: Originally posted by Yeahryt

"Redneck Pickup Lines":

Nice.

"Redneck Pickup Lines":

Nice.

Quoting: Originally posted by milfmom

LMAO... Laughter is the best medicine

LMAO... Laughter is the best medicine

Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo

LMAO!!!Funny as!

LMAO!!!Funny as!

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS

JUNIEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! that was a great read this morning. Thanks for the laughs there gal.

JUNIEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! that was a great read this morning. Thanks for the laughs there gal.

Quoting: Originally posted by DynaThom

8) Yer the best lookin cousin I got!!!

8) Yer the best lookin cousin I got!!!

Quoting: Originally posted by easyrider96

those were good...lol

those were good...lol